“Management Frowns upon Penis-Whipping”

There was more than just sword play going on at the NYAC Golf Course.

as a tiff over a woman and “escalated into a brawl involving three fighting wolfpacks,” wherein “tables were overturned or moved to the room’s periphery to crate a lion’s pit for the battle,” a “fat pudgy kid came out of nowhere, laid out a larger man with a blow to the head and was tackled by a crowd,” approximately two noses were broken, and the police made three arrests.

It’s a freaky Friday, my friends.