Everything they do is Just so Monumental!

At the end of march, the EU commissioned a competition to name their technological innovation initiative. The competition was ingeniously named “You Name It!”

The innovative transnational zone, which has claimed to be a grand innovation in making the new man, settled upon the shocking and innovative “Horizon 2020”

Because they’re the wave of the future, they feel no need to actually spend anything on R&D. That will just come naturally because of who they are. This guy blames competition for their lack of competitiveness.

Depending on state funding, not competing with each other, and picking winners and losers... That’ll work like a charm.