Oh, THAT New Media!!!

Maybe it isn’t news because it isn’t a pretzel.

From our bulging “imagine if this happened to Bush” file: Obama bumps his head in public. It is NOT considered a news item by aggregators, even when it’s on the wires.

Bush chokes on a pretzel in private six years ago: 110,000 hits from frothing loons wanking off about it in the hateful glee of those raised in a barn.