Next stop is Pamyat Headquarters

What do you call a train man who steps on a live 3rd rail?
A conducter!

Don’t pop your rocks all at once there people, but it really is starting to sound like someone is going to call for a 5th International and we’ll sing special songs when we dig potatoes (led by the strong voice of the Cadres, of course.) The EU has buffaloed Thalys into decorating one of their overpriced, fancy-schmancy über-speed trains for... wait for it...

the logo of the European Year of Intercultural Dialogue !!!!

I know this is exciting, but try to contain yourselves. Hey! You back there! Quit playing with your Johnson!