Les Gros Titres de la preSSe Française

Pancho is angry that the entire society isn’t a monolithic lumpenproletariat that follows him around.

Elsewhere: running out of any analogs and ideas, some French quack calls for more flatulence as a “May 1968” of the large intestine. After all, isn’t the European way to tax it “for the good of society” and call it a universal health plan.