Funny Thing About These Zombie Apparachik Mouthpieces

Journo: Please, m’lord, tell me what I can write!

Hm. Towing the party line didn’t seem to bother Plantu since 1981. It seems curious that in that oppressive state of Bus$ChimpyHitlerMcBurton-esque dissent crushing that he finds himself in, that he seems to be able to parrot nonsense three times a week.