22 September 2006

Do-it-yourself post-modern leftist dialectics

Select on phrase from each column of the table and impress your friends and comrades down at the Uni! In a few remaining feverish locales it might even get you elected to office!

Have fun kids, and don’t get to “reactionary,” if you know whit I mean! Wink, wink...






-ABCD
1One might saythe struggle of
the worker
must untilize and
be functionally
interwoven with
the nuanced solution
2Ontologically speakingthe introduction of
the class struggle
narrative
maximizes the real
probability of
unregulated thought for
the anticipated
degree of human
maleability
3On the other handthe legal handling
of criticism
add specific critical
path events
to
the acuteness of the
conflict gradient
4Based upon
transnational
considerations
employing the
political utility
of the masses
necessitates that urgent
conciderations be
made of
the weakness of
"democracy"
5With a show
of interestin
human rights
the by-product of
unregulated ideas
requires no rational
analysis to conclude
the final output of
message control
6Indubitablythe unspoken angeris further compounded
by linking the idea that
the evolution
toward a command
economy
7Beyond plebian comfort
objectives
the meaninglessness of
the individual's desires
presents extremely
synergystic challenges
to
the destruction of
the acceptability of
pluralism
8Beyond the horizon of
human intellect
the regulation of
cultures by our
cardes
requires the critical
necessity to undermine
the study of expelling
reactionaries
9Socially thinkingthe dynamic of post-
modern analysis
imposes smothering
constraints on
the creation of a
politically useful class
10In the final
rationalization
the remandering of
the power through
humiliation
adds overriding
constraints to
the final solution


4-6-8-7! Oh man, stop it! You’re killing me!

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