No coke, only pepsi

Thanks to an alert reader, we find this precious gem of insight on the life of the fevered minds who are building nuclear weapons in Iran:

“Pepsi stands for “Pay Each Penny to Save Israel”, viewers in the Islamic republic have been warned in an oft-repeated three-minute infomercial on state television, prompted by Israel’s ongoing assault against the Palestinian territories and Lebanon.

“Zionists are the biggest shareholders in the soft drinks industry, and each year they make billions of dollars for their colonialist aims,” consumers with a thirst for fizz have been told.

Never mind that Pepsi was formulated by a pharmacist in the solidly protestant sleepy town of New Bern, North Carolina in 1893 where one was about as likely to meet anyone who heard of Zionism as an Iranian at the time.

No matter to our “peace loving friends” in medieval-stan who need to realize that one is a Zionist when one moves to Israel to find fellowship with Israelis – a difficult task to accomplish outside of Israel or in New Bern, North Carolina for that matter.

Would the clowns seeking to educate us out of our common sense please stop rattling on about the harmlessness of Jihad or the mythical tolerance of dhimmitude?

The fuse is lit!